Ammii ji ammi ji
Ajju bhaiya nai 4 hafte me gore hote so kireem
lagalek
white muh karlek sore the toh

phuppa nai subaame ek dum Ajju bhaiya ku
dekhke chamakke bolre
kya re Ajju kab tak tobhi yeh complan boy k
chaaley karinga?
marad bachcha hai, gym ku jaa, ghatt ban
bolke manickchand daalliye ji..

Manmohan Singh to Bush - We
are sending Indians to the
moon next year.
Bush - Wow! How Many?
Manmohan Singh - 100
25 - OBC
25 - SC
20 - ST
5 - Handicapped
5 - Sports Persons
5 - Terrorist Affected
5 - Kashmiri Migrants
9 - Politicians
and if possible
1 Astronnaut

A strategy which commonly used in the T.V Channels to make the high number of viewers at all the times and to gain the high ratings from (IBFC) which is seen now a days is a " Countdown time display in T.V Commercials break or Ads" I personally feel that it make a person or Viewer to stop from changing the channel and make a viewer Psychologically to wait till the break completes this may make the viewer to see the Ads and the goal of the Ad is successful - As you all know petty well the goal of every advertisement i.e., ADIA principal [ Making the audience Attention, populating the Desire in them, creating the Interest and finally in Action stage making the audience to buy the commodity.] with a small time countdown tag can make a huge benefit to not only to the Channel but also to the Sponsor (ultimate the distributor or producer of the goods)

Life in Death::

it is true. I am talking about those people whose life depends up on the death of the people, they always thank God on the death of someone in the society. Because there feed is depending on the the death. I am talking about the people who paly the band in the death occation i,e., infront of the dead body while he is travelling to his last jounery of the life. they always pray to God to take someone's life so that there families got feeded. Don't you think it is a amazing that there is a segment of the society who always want the death of the people...

be beautiful

GOD, grant me the Serenity
To accept the things
I cannot change,
Courage to change the
Things I can,
And the Wisdom
To know the difference ♥

How wud a South Indian women say 'I laughed yesterday' in Hindi
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'Michael Hussey'. :D :D