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Girls Version Of Airtel Ad... :D
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Bread ke liye jaise jam hota hai,
waise har boyfrnd Zaroori hota hai...
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. Koi cell me hamare balance dalvaye,
koi naya alag alag phone dilaye,
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ek tujhe branded
kapde dilaye aur ek tujhe dominoz me pizza khilaye...
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Koi looks me hero toh koi ghost hota hai,
par har boyfrnd zaroori hota hai...
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koi darling koi dear koi sweet
heart, jaanu vanu baby shaby every1
harami,
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. sab yaad karke time pass bada
mast hota hai,
Par har ek boyfrnd Zaroori hota
hai...:p :O :D

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Husbnd- Janu ek kiss kar lu..??

Wife- nahi..

Husb- Saree la dunga..

Wife- Bilkul nahi..

Husbnd- Jwellery la dunga..

Wife- Ek bar bola na, nahi,,

Pass me soya hua Beta bola-"Meri le lo,, Cycle la dena":D

The Khatarnaak moment -
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When u r looking at a
beautiful, sexy and hot girl
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Ur FATHER is looking at you..

Girls Collage mai Strike ho gai,
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- Sabhi girls Nare Laga rahi
hai...
Girls k satth Boys bhi unka satth de rahe hai,..
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Girls ne Nare lagate huye
"HAMARI MANGE...., :O
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Piche se AwaZ aye, "SINDUR SE BHARO...." :p

Pappu ko scooty chalate huye dekh kr uske dost ne pucha . . .
Dost ( pappu se) : ye scooty kab li ?
Pappu : Kal raat 1 ladki mujhe scooty par bitha kr
bahut dur le gayi or
sare kapde utar ke boli: Jo chahiye le lo
Mein scooty le ke aaya, kapdo ka kya karta! Ha ha ha lolzz

"Cheeta Cigarette Ka Kash Lagane Hi Wala Tha Ki Achanak Chuha Wahan Aaya
Aur Bola, Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,
Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.
Cheetah Chuhe Ke Sath Chal Diya. Aage Hathi Cocaine Le Raha Tha,
Chuha Fir Bola,
Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,
Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.
Hathi Bhi Sath Chal Diya. Aage Sher Whisky Pene Ki Tayari Kar Raha Tha,

Chuhe Ne Usse Bhi Woi Kaha.
Sher Ne Glass Side Par Rakha Aur Chuhe Ko 5-6
Thappad Mare. Hathi Bola: Kyun Maar Rahe Ho Is Bechare Ko? Sher Bola: Ye Saala Roz Charas peekar Aise Hi Sabko
Puri Raat Jungle Ghumata Hai."

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