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salaries

Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (MP)

Monthly Salary : 12,000

Expense for Constitution per month : 10,000

Office expenditure per month : 14,000

Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km) : 48,000 ( eg.For a visit from kerala to Delhi & return: 6000 km)

Daily DA TA during parliament meets : 500/day

Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train: Free (For any number of times) (All over India )

Charge for Business Class in flights : Free for 40 trips / year (With wife or P.A.)

Rent for MP hostel at Delhi : Free

Electricity costs at home : Free up to 50,000 units

Local phone call charge : Free up to 1 ,70,000 calls.

TOTAL expense for a MP [having no qualification] per year : 32,00,000 [i.e . 2.66 lakh/month]

TOTAL expense for 5 years : 1,60,00,000

For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years : 8,54,40,00,000 (nearly 855 crores)

AND THE PRIME MINISTER IS ASKING THE HIGHLY QUALIFIED, OUT PERFORMING CEOs TO CUT DOWN THEIR SALARIES…..

RBI Grade B Officer Recruitment 2013
http://www.ibpsexamguru.in/2013/06/rbi-grade-b-officer-recruitment-2013.html

Some Social Networking Hard Tips You Should Follow- Must Read For Every Teenager
1. Don't be a emotional fool 
- Maximum people when crossing from a bad secret time, they can't hold their emotions inside them and put that on facebook by abusing someone, cursing their destiny etc etc, one thing you should remember that no once cares about your feelings so instead of putting it on facebook or any other social networking website, share with your family.
2. Be careful in Using the display Picture
-This tip is truly for girls who do not want to be a celebrity by night, so my tip is for you , when you selecting a display picture for any social networking website, always choose the pic in which you are with your friends , at least 4 persons will be in the pic, and if you want to put your own pic, do not grab a close look pic, have a pic which can be identify by the people you know but can not by the unknowns.
3. Don't be a app addicted crazy fellow
- Maximum people i saw on Facebook, are crazy and they want to try every app available on Facebook, the maximum Apps you using on Facebook, the maximum chances you are creating for hackers to compromise your account. We all know from past years , Facebook got pawned many times via Facebook Applications, hence choose only reputed apps rather than trying every f*cking App, like You Look Like which celebrity kinda app.
4 . Switch Off locator tracking in smart phones !
- If you are using social networking site like Facebook then be careful about your location tracker option, people often accidentally switch On it and then after each post their current location is being displayed there publicly, andif you lied your boss that you are sick and at home , then your last status showing current location of a shopping mall, can cost you a JOB.
5. be Precise About Your public information
- Do not put everything about you on info area, sometimes you do not have any idea that how your public information can be used by some fakers, there are many cases of identity theft in past, this happened to mostly those people who are not regular users of facebook, hackers spy on the account, and make the same fake name account of the victim with the same info provided in the original account, and send request to all friends claiming that last account was hacked, and if the last account was not much active , people will trust on this fake account and happy to add.

WARNING :
On the web there are so many softwares called gmail hacker software, facebook hacker software.
But in reality there is no readily available software to hack accounts infact hacking anyone's account is not at all an easy task that can be done with just one click.
So never download such rubbish. Most often they contain virus(Trojan) files hidden which gets installed when you run such softwares and send all your valuable info such as your saved passwords, cookies, keystokes, credit card information etc. to some hackers and you are the ultimate sufferer. 

India vs Australia[2004] match..
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Brad Hogg took Sachin's wicket.
At the end of the match Hogg gave that
Ball to Sachin for his autograph.
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Sachin put his sign with one beautiful sentence,
"IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN"
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Till today Hogg could not take his wicket for the second time
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After this incident Hogg and Tendulkar came
face to face 21 times..but he could never get d MasterBlaster out
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"THIS IS CONFIDENCE"
"THIS IS TENDULKAR"