Aao Apni Wife ki nazar se duniya ko dekhoo..
World ka sab se perfect man
-uska daddy.
World ki sabse akkalmand aurat
-uski maa
World ka sabse dukhi pati
-uska bhai.
World ki sabse badi chudial
-uski bhabhi
World ka sabse sundr ladka
-uska beta
World ka sabse Nasibdar aadmi
-uski behan ka pati.
World ki sabse badi gawar aurat
-uski saas
aur dunia ka sabse
kharab,nikamma,selfish,jhootha,kanjus, bekar aadmi
-YE BHI LIKHNA PADEGA KYA?

Always have A unique Character like "Salt"Its presence is not Felt........!!!ButIts Absence makes all things"Tasteless"

Girl :- My Janu Baby Shona.
Ye Personal Aur
Secret Me Kya Difference Hota Hai??
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Boy:- Tum Meri Gf Ho Ye Personal Hai .
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And Teri Behen Bhi,
Meri Gf Hai Ye Secret Hai. :D :O
Gf Shockss Boy Rocks ... ;)

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Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23rd Rank Opted for IFS)

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid (UPSC 33 Rank)

Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question." "Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
"What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"
"How" the interviewer asked.
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"
He was selected for IIM!

Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the master of presence of mind.
This is a famous paper written for an Oxford philosophy exam, normally requiring an eight page essay answer and expected to be backed up with source material, quotes and analytical reasoning. This guy wrote the below answer and topped the exam!

OXFORD EXAMINATION BOARD 1987, ESSAY QUESTION
Question: What is courage? (50 Marks)
Answer (After 7 blank pages, at the end of the last page…): This is courage.

Samosa Said 2 Aloo:
Jab main fry hota hun to Tumhe
cover Kar k Garam Oil se Bacha
leta Hu bcoz I Luv u
:)
Aloo said:
Jab log Tumhe Fry hone k foran
bad Khate h to main unka muh
jala deti hun bcoz
I Love u too
:)
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Inki luv story pe na jaiye,
Samosa thanda hi khaiye..:)))

Police Constable To Son:
"Stupid,
Why Did U Get Very Low Marks in All Subjects.?

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Son: "Keep This 50 Rupees & Close This Matter.!!

Teacher: Tum log roz 8 ghante soya karo.
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Student : Impossible Sir! College sirf 6 ghante ke liye hota hai!

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• Contact no : 9060134184

18+ kids stay away!!! 

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Girlfriend invited her bf to her house. . .

BF found her sister alone in the house....

she was unbelievably sexy .....
she said “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?”,

bf immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to his car. . . .

He found his girlfriend standing there, she hugged him and said: “You’ve won my trust.”

[Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car] :-P

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Respect is for those people 
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samsung joke

Dear Samsung, If you design a phone for
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