NEW GET BLOCKED PJ's :)

NEW GET BLOCKED PJ's

Boy : Whats your Name??
Girl: Palak and you
Boy: Paneer
*BLOCKED!!!*
.
Girl : Hello i am khusbu
Boy : khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa
agarbati....kone kone me khusbu faila
de
**blocked**
.
Boy:hi, wats ur name??
Girl: its Neha Singhal.
Boy: oh. . M also Single.
*blocked*
.
Girl: What's Up?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh...
*gets blocked*
.
Boy- Whats ur name?
Gal-- Chand
Boy-- Me Neil armstrong
*Gets blocked
.
boy.what is ur name???
girl. pooja.
boy-mai pujari.
* blocked*
.
Boy: aj mausam achha h mall chalte h.
Girl: waha kya karenge??
Boy: hawan karenge, hawan karenge.
*blocked*
.
Girl : see ya!
Boy: ram chandar ki jai
!Blocked*
.
Girl: Have a Good Day....
Boy: No thank you...
I like Parle-G.
*BLOCKED*

He: I love u
She: I don't giv a fuck
He: why ? Periods ?
*blocked*
.
Girl puts up her status :
" waiting for CHENNAIEXPRESS "…
Boy: COOLIE hai kya? ?
*Blocked*
.
Boy- Thank you
Girl-My pleasure
Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar
*Reported as spam*
*Blocked Forever*

hahaa

boyzzzzz Rocks
Bill Gates decided not to invest
further in India after receiving a
letter from A boy...
To,
Bill Gates,
Microsoft,
From: A boy
Date: 1 April 2012
Subject: Problems with my new
computer...
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our
home and we have found some
problems,
which I want to bring to your
notice ...
1. There is a button 'start' but there
is no 'stop' button.
We request you to check this.
2. One doubt is whether any 're-
scooter' is available in system?
I find only 're-cycle',
but I own a scooter at my home.
3. There is 'Find' button but it is not
working.
My wife lost the door key and we
tried a lot to trace the key with this
'find 'button,
but was unable to trace.
Please rectify this problem.
4. My child learned 'Microsoft word'
now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
sentence',
so when you will provide that?
5. I bought computer,
CPU,mouse and keyboard,but there is
only one icon which shows 'My
Computer': when you will provide the
remaining items?
6. It is surprising that windows says
'MY Pictures' but there is not even a
single photo of mine. So when will
you keep my photo in that.
7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what
about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use
the PC at home only.
8. You provided 'My Recent
Documents'.
When you will provide 'My Past
Documents'?
9. You provide 'My Network Places'.
For God sake please do not provide
'My Secret Places'.
I do not want to let my wife know
where I go after my office hours.
Last one Mr. Bill Gates
P.S: "Sir, how is it that your name is
Gates but you are selling
WINDOWS ?"

hahaha

Teacher : How Old are You ?

Student : Check the Register ..
.
Teacher : Where are you from ?

Student : Check in school Info..
.
Teacher : Whom do u love most Mom or Dad ?

Student : Ask My Heart
.
Teacher : Stupid where is your Heart ?
.
.
.
Student : Ask your daughter!!  

Damn true

Damn true 

When a boy loves truly he
behaves like a child!!!

BUT!!!!

When a girl loves truly she
behaves like a mother ...

 

true

Tragedies with Boys' Life:

01. Good girls r Not Good looking

02. Good looking girls r Not good girls

03. Good looking & good girls r not single

04. Good looking, good & single girls have strong Brothers :>

05. Good looking, good, single girls without brothers will treat boys as her brother..

hahahahaa

A Rapist enters Bedroom he ties up both the husband and wife to the bed

He Then kisses The wife's ear and goes to bathroom

Husband Tells wife : satisfy him or he will kill us Be strong I love u

Wife : He didnt Kiss me he whispered in My ear That he is "gay"
soo be strong I love u Too :P :P

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