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Bill Gates decided not to invest
further in India after receiving a
letter from A boy...
To,
Bill Gates,
Microsoft,
From: A boy
Date: 1 April 2012
Subject: Problems with my new
computer...
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our
home and we have found some
problems,
which I want to bring to your
notice ...
1. There is a button 'start' but there
is no 'stop' button.
We request you to check this.
2. One doubt is whether any 're-
scooter' is available in system?
I find only 're-cycle',
but I own a scooter at my home.
3. There is 'Find' button but it is not
working.
My wife lost the door key and we
tried a lot to trace the key with this
'find 'button,
but was unable to trace.
Please rectify this problem.
4. My child learned 'Microsoft word'
now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
sentence',
so when you will provide that?
5. I bought computer,
CPU,mouse and keyboard,but there is
only one icon which shows 'My
Computer': when you will provide the
remaining items?
6. It is surprising that windows says
'MY Pictures' but there is not even a
single photo of mine. So when will
you keep my photo in that.
7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what
about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use
the PC at home only.
8. You provided 'My Recent
Documents'.
When you will provide 'My Past
Documents'?
9. You provide 'My Network Places'.
For God sake please do not provide
'My Secret Places'.
I do not want to let my wife know
where I go after my office hours.
Last one Mr. Bill Gates
P.S: "Sir, how is it that your name is
Gates but you are selling
WINDOWS ?"